Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride