Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride