What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.