What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.