When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.