Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!