Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."