Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .