Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret