Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.