Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Rear View Mirror Jokes More Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.