Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.