Offender Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Tumblrina Jokes More Tumblrina Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Billy Jokes More Billy Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.