Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.