Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four