When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.