When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"