Discount Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

gt marked as spam

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg?

Marked down!

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Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way