When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.