When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.