Farm Animal Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What are the two dirtiest farm animals?

Brown chicken brown cow!

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!