Muslim People Jokes

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Prejudice Jokes More Prejudice Jokes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !