Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.