Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.