Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!