What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.