What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.