What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.