Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

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Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)