Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

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What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Crate Jokes More Crate Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.