Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Pier Pressure Jokes More Pier Pressure Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.