What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

What are your best racist jokes?

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.