What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log