Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.