No MAN'S sky!
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
Chessturbation.
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
A tender loving hare.
Brexit has actually affected society.
Triggernometry
No Man's Sky.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.