Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!