Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.