Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Pmse Jokes More Pmse Jokes

Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin