Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done