Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

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What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.