Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River