Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.