Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

Tennish