What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.