What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.