What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.