Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.