Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.