Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.