Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"