Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger