Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99