Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!