Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.