What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !