Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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