Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.