You have to chew before you swallow!
They're both X-Men.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
They take things literally.
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
She swallowed the yellow prick's load.
