Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents