Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).