Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).