Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.