Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry