Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
A barbecue
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
To say hello.... From the other side.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Purrfect
Four. O, double-u and e.
A small medium at large.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.
The Khajiit.
A crummy thief!
Iron Pirate
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
