Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
A Luter.
His brother with the DVR
Two mothers-in-law.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
He had carpool tunnel
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Cause she ran away from the ball
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
With a shat nav.
She asks. "It cheese ma."