Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A: Hold my purse.
ma
Disburse!
my mugger, giving my purse back
He just couldn't hold it any longer.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Restarted.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Look ma, no hands!
One bawls his wares out on the street...
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
The word "free"
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
A small medium at large.
A Small Medium at Large
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Steal her saucer.