What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why are dead baby jokes so funny?

They never grow old.

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.