What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...