Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees