Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"