Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.