Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!