Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut