What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.