How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

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How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

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