Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!