Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What is a pirate?

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"