What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son