What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!