What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.