Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!