Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!