Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.