What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.